I really hated shopping for groceries, if not that Bola was down with the flu, I just wouldn't be here looking through a stack of items, trying to figure out which one to pick...of course I go with a list, but I can be a glutton for chocolates (or worse).
As I rolled my cart towards the counter, a tall beautiful fair skinned girl was already there.
Why are they always fair skinned??? Whitencious alert!
She kept rolling a strand of her Cambodian 32 inches hair, then typed really fast on her iPhone X with her long acrylic nails, giggling like a cat purring for more milk.
By mere assessment, this babe would be worth about half a million naira or more.
Not her assets but her body! don't get me wrong!
Everyone soon took note of her, her aura filled the air, I just stood there feeling oppressed, wondering why modern facilities chose to make life unfair for some of us.
"Can you please hurry, I have an appointment I don't want to be late for" she said with a well accentuated British accent, as she stomped her Giuseppe Zannotti slippers, showing her impatience.
"Sorry madam, your money is 45,850, cash or card?" the girl behind the counter said
"Cash" she opened up her Chanel purse, brought out a roll of 500naira notes and counted. It wasn't up to the money so she kept searching her purse for where the rest of it would be, then she started sweating.
Ah ah babe where is the money na? better start by dropping your phone, in fact I will help loose the hair, I have razor in my purse...bad pay day.
Is there a problem madam?" the girl at the counter said, probably amused, all eyes were fixed on the girl.
"No, just a second"
The accent started fading slowly
"Maybe you could pay with your card?"
"I am sorry, I didn't come with mine"
Babes next time before you lie, tuck away all ye things of implications.
"Is that not your card on your hand ma?"
"It's not mine, please can I return some of the items?"
The accent had rested fully in perfect peace.
"Don't worry, I will pay, how much is left?"
Finally, I decided to jump in and save the day, the girl looked at me in total surprise
"It's 15,850"
I paid the rest of the money together with my bill and we both left the supermarket.
"Thank you so much, I am very grateful, how will I repay you?"
Accent fully restored.
"Don't worry, take it as an early Christmas present" I said as I got into the taxi waiting for me.
The event that occured in the supermarket was so funny, a Lagos big babe, that didn't know she had to check and balance her money with her list of items before shopping. She was in total luck I am in a good mood if not, I would have loved to see the end of it.
Never be deceived by the weight of a 500 naira note, it might be as light as a feather when weighed along with 1000 naira note I said to myself as the taxi drove me into my Lekki mansion.
To be continued.
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