The unfortunate cases of Yoruba demons and their busted player ways is fast becoming a norm and a cultural way of life. But, I always shake my head and say to myself... If only they know how the so called Igbo 'Angels' give them a run for their money, behind the scenes.
For a while now I have been noting down some cases and I have grouped them as case studies which I will give a back to back update of all my findings. Note that this is a call out made for humor purposes and all case studies are based on true events but would be told in a indirect fashion.
Case Study 1: Kelena* the Facebook 'perfect' bae.
When you pull up on Kelena's timeline with a pink Lamborghini, ready to check him out and see if he is crush material but unfortunately, you have an auto crash and ruin your Lamborghini on seeing pictures of his bae splashed everywhere. Birthdays, appreciation day, woman crush day, a love poem, all dedicated to his bae which gets his friends ooing and ahhing, also silently wishing to have a boo like Kelena. You are utterly disappointed at what you saw but a certain kind of respect precedes that heartbreak because, he was at least forward to acknowledge his bae. Fast forward some days later, you uploaded a daring picture that got all your assets popping. A kind of picture that made all the boys on your list contending in the comment section, even the ones you thought were on ghost mode, reacting, hassling, making foul talks because you obviously looked for their trouble.
Few minutes down, Kelena reacts with the wow emoji and drops a comment:
I like what I see *love eyes emoji*
Now please help me ask Kelena, what do you see?
You reply, after some hours:
Thanks *goofy smile emoji*
Beep beep, he slid into the dm and you both chat for a while, the conversation is a bit bland and you don't care because he has a fire alarm rigged around his wall, if you trip, the blaring sound is quite obstreperous.
After a few chats, he gets mushy and hits you up with the:
Bae, sweetie, cutie, *lots of love emoji*
And you are confused because he just posted another poem dedicated to his main bae.
Without beating around the bush, you ask the question:
Don't you have a girlfriend?
His reply:
Yes ...But, she is not my wife.
At that very crucial moment, you just realized that he plays games more than the entire NBA league and you know that it is definitely not the first time he said that shit, so you boy bye him for your sake. After a year, he got married to his bae and you don't care because you know the language will change to she is my wife but not my mother.
To be continued.
(*) Indicates ‘not real name'
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